Marriage Life Before and After

Before marriage : Darling here.. Darling there...
After marriage : Baling here... Baling there..

Before marriage : I die for you. . .
After marriage : You die, up to you. ' Lagi lama married.You die I help you!

Before marriage : You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage : You go anywhere. . Up to you .
Lagi lama married : You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding : You are my heart, you are my love'
After wedding : you get on my nerves. '

Before wedding : you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella'
After wedding : you are worse than godzila'

Before wedding : Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding : Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding : Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding : You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding : She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding : Don't know whether katak or biawak