Boss and his Secretary
Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down. His secretary walked up to him and asked, 'Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your gate ?'
Boss was not smart enough to understood, so he went back into his office looking a bit puzzled ! When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his Zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, then boss finally understood.
He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary. When he reached her desk, He said, 'When you saw the gate open did you see my BMW parked in there ?'
The secretary smiled for a moment and said, 'No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Kancil 600 with 2 flat tyres.' Boss went back to his office mumbling... celake punye betine!!!!