As of today all personnel will be expected to look happy at work.
Rubber bands and paper clips will be provided at no cost .
* Workload getting to you?
* Feeling stressed?
* Too many Priority 1 assignments?
Here is the new low cost way to cope with multiple Priority 1 assignments!
Take 2 paperclips and rubber bands.
Assemble them as shown on the picture.
Apply as shown in fig 3.
Enjoy your day.
This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of the day with a smile on your face!