Sunday, September 28, 2008
Happy Birthday Zurina!
Friday, September 26, 2008
Uniknya Pantun Negeri di Malaysia
Make ikke cicoh budu
Jange lupo tambah satar
Kelik rayo taksir laju
Nani rayo dale sepita
Terengganu
Makang ubi jamang jepong
Makang kepok cicah cuke
Bulang pose mung bengong
Bulang raye mung gile
Pahang
Sepadan Pahang ada kesino
Nasi dagang ikan patin
Jange mu masam muko
Raya makan rendang daging
Johor
Cegitu cegini awak suke
Awak suke kite tak suke
Esok lusa hari raye
Sama-sama bersuka rie
Melaka
Hawau kau berak merate
Kaki bengkak ulau patok
Kalau balik naik kereta
Jangan pandu kalau ngantok
Negeri Sembilan
Masak lomak cili api
Campo dongan daun turi
Hari rayo kolompo sopi
Tinggal penyamun dan pencuri
Selangor / KL
Wa cakap lu wa tak tau
Tapi wa tipu sama lu
Raya jangan buat tak tau
Ang Pau ada bagi gua dulu
Perak
Gulei tempoyak ikan mayong
Doroyan busuk tebok tupei
Pandu hemat ingat kampong
Ase teman slamat sampei
Kedah
Aloq Staq terketaq-ketaq
Lapaq perut makan pau
Macamana tak ketaq
Kena paksa bagi Ang Pau
Pulau Pinang
Nasi kandar kedai mamak
Anak mami juai pasemboq
Lepah raya jangan dok triak
Kalau ceti mai kot dapoq
Perlis
Padang besaq kecik aja
Tempat Siam lalu lalang
Hari raya kita berbelanja
Jangan sampai menambah utang
Sabah / Labuan
Hari raya hari basar
Mari kamu datang ke rumah
Apa kau indak sadar
Kamu anek terlabih sudah
Sarawak
Malam raya kamek bertuntong
Mak gago molah kelupis
Munlah kao nukuk suntong
Kelak ku makan sampe lengis
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
AL FATIHAH
Al Fatihah.
SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI
Jefrey & Anakanda Daniel Haqeem
Keluarga Adinda Zarinie & Suami, Zunkifli serta anak-anak Aqila, Shikin & Iesha ( baju biru sedondon ) di Banting, Selangor
Kekanda Azmi & anak2 Azrie, Wawan & Shahirah ( Baju hijau sedondon )
Saya, Daniel & bonda
Datuk & nenek di Brunei Darussalam ( Pengiran Hj.Sabtu & Hajjah Kunting )
Ampun & Maaf seandainya ;
Pernah tersilap bicara
Termarah yang tak kena
Tertanya tak tentu hala
Tersasul yang tak sengaja
Terpukul kat mana-mana
Terpekik kat telinga
Terhantuk dikepala
Terpinjam harta benda
Termoody tak semena-mena
Terguris bila-bila
Terlawak bagai nak gila
dan macam-macam yang sewaktu dengannya
Maaf di minta, ampun dipohon
MAAF ZAHIR dan BATIN
The Perfect Password
P.....
E.....
N.....
I.....
S.....
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
PASSWORD DENIED - NOT LONG ENOUGH
Bhai-logy Lesson
A: Because they like to deal in Singh dollars.
Q: Why do Sikhs make good shopkeepers?
A: Because when you enter their shop to buy
something, you are the buyer; which makes them the buyee.
Q: What do u call a Bhai who wants to make a U-turn?
A: Ke belakang-pu Singh
Q: What do you call a Bhai who drinks only beer?
A: Jasbir Singh
Q: What is the study of young bhais?
A: Microbhailogy.
Q: What was Mrs. Singh called when she posed for Playboy?
A: Bohcheng Kaur
Q: What was Mrs. Singh called when she joined a
Cantonese criminal gang?
A: Tai Kaur
Q: Where to find a Bhai doctor?
A: At Tantock Singh Hospital , S'pore.
Q: What do you call a Bhai who comes to visit you every three days?
A: Sarjit Singh
Q: What do you call a Bhai who's lost?
A: Miss Singh
Q: What do you call a Bhai who lives between
Singapore and Kuantan?
A: Mer Singh
Q: What do you call a Bhai who's coming only tomorrow?
A: Mahjit Singh
Q: What do you call a Bhai who likes Chinese herbs?
A: Gin Singh!
Q: What do you call a Bhai on a tightrope?
A: Balance Singh
Q: What is the official mode of transport for Bhais?
A: Bhaicycles
Q: What heart surgery procedure did Mr. Singh undergo?
A: A bhaipass.
Q: What do you call a Sikh who is covetous?
A: Gian Singh
Just Passing Through
A Sikh was on his way to Khalsa Club when he decided to take a
short-cut through somebody's garden. The Owner comes out angrily
shouting : Hey, do you
know you are trespassing?
Sikh answered : No, I'm Jaspar Singh
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Hati-hati beli ubat batuk
(Mesej asal oleh Dato' Dr Jemilah Mahmood, Hospital Gleanagles)
PERHATIAN!!! SILA BACA DENGAN TELITI DEMI ANAK-ANAK ANDA DAN ORANG LAIN YANG ANDA KASIHI!
Kesemua ubat yang mengandungi PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE sedang ditarik balik.
Anda boleh menghubungi nombor 800 yang tersenarai di semua kotak ubat dan bertanyakan tentang bayaran balik. Sila baca dengan TELITI, kerana sesetengah daripada anda menggunakan ubat-ubat ini (salah satunya ialah Alka Seltzer Plus).
Ia didapati berkait rapat dengan pertumbuhan hemorrhagic stroke (pendarahan otak) di kalangan wanita berumur 18-49 dalam masa tiga hari selepas mengambilnya. Masalah tersebut belum dikesan untuk lelaki, tetapi FDA menyarankan setiap orang (termasuk kanak-kanak) mencari alternatif lain.
UBAT-UBATAN BERIKUT MENGANDUNGI PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE :
Acutrim Diet Gum Appetite Suppressant
Plus Dietary Supplements
Acutrim Maximum Strength
Appetite Control Alka-Seltzer Plus
Children's Cold Medicine Effervescent
Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold medicine (perasa ceri atau oren)
Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold ! Medicine Original
Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Cough Medicine Effervescent
Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Flu Medicine Effervescent
Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Sinus Effervescent
Alka Seltzer Plus Night-Time Cold Medicine Effervescent
BC Allergy Sinus Cold Powder
BC Sinus Cold Powder
Comtrex Deep Chest Cold & Congestion Relief
Comtrex Flu Therapy & Fever Relief
Day & Night Contac 12-Hour Cold Capsules
Contac 12 Hour Caplets
Coricidin D Cold, Flu & Sinus
Dexatrim Caffeine Free
Dexatrim Extended Duration
Dexatrim Gelcaps
Dexatrim Vitamin C/Caffeine Free
Dimetapp Cold & Allergy Chewable Tablets
Dimetapp Cold & Cough Liqui-Gels
Dimetapp DM Cold & Cough Elixir
Dimetapp Elixir
Dimetapp 4 Hour Liquid Gels
Dimetapp 4 Hour Tablets
Dimetapp 12 Hour Extentabs Tablets
Naldecon DX Pediatric Drops
Tavist-D 12 Hour Relief of Sinus & Nasal Congestion
Triaminic DM Cough Relief
Triaminic Expectorant Chest & Head Congestion
Triaminic Syrup Cold & Allergy
Triaminic Triaminicol Cold & Cough
Adalah difahamkan pihak pengeluar Triaminic dengan secara sukarela menarik semula ubatan berikut kerana mengandungi campuran yang menyebabkan stroke dan serangan mengejut kepada kanak-kanak :
Orange 3D Cold & Allergy Cherry (merah jambu) 3D Cold & Cough Berry
3D Cough Relief Yellow 3D Expectorant
Monday, September 22, 2008
Malaysia's 'worst in the world' taxis tarnish national image
Even the locals are not spared the shabby service of unkempt and hostile drivers behind the wheels of decrepit vehicles who refuse to use the meter, overcharge and pick-and-choose which destinations they will travel to.
At the popular KLCC mall under Kuala Lumpur's iconic Petronas Twin Towers is a typical scene, as a gang of cabbies negotiate with a young Norwegian couple just metres from a signboard warning against "taxi touts".
"Flat rate, flat rate, no metre," one driver insists as the tourists try to find a cab to take them to their hotel, less than two kilometres (1.2 miles) away.
Anxious to escape the baking heat, they agree to pay 25 ringgit (7.22 dollars) for a trip that would have cost less than three ringgit on the meter.
"Is it expensive? We don't know, we thought it is normal here," said the woman as they piled in with their shopping bags.
More frequent visitors, however, are vocal in their criticism and say that aggressive and unprofessional drivers are tarnishing the nation's image as a squeaky clean and hospitable destination.
"I first visited Malaysia in 2006 and I was impressed by everything I saw except for the worst taxi service I have endured," said Kabir Dali, an Indian tourist waiting in vain for a metered taxi at another mall.
"I paid a whopping 260 ringgit (74 dollars) from the Kuala Lumpur International Airport to town and was later told that was twice the proper amount."
Complaints about taxis are common in many countries, but in Malaysia it has escalated to an outpouring of frustration, on blog sites and in letters to newspapers.
In a survey by the local magazine The Expat, some 200 foreigners from 30 countries rated Malaysia the worst among 23 countries in terms of taxi quality, courtesy, availability and expertise.
The respondents lashed the fleet as "a source of national shame" and "a serious threat to tourists -- rude bullies and extortionists".
Salvation is in sight though, as a number of smaller, up-scale operators enter the market to provide a more expensive but quality taxi service for frustrated visitors and locals.
The uniformed drivers, behind the wheels of smart new multi-purpose vehicles and sedans, switch on the meter as a matter of course and do not refuse destinations -- surprising and delighting commuters in the capital.
Abdul Razak, operations manager for Dubai-based Citicab which launched here in January, said that even in poorer nations such as Thailand and Indonesia, taxis are smarter and the drivers far more courteous.
"I would say it is the worst in this region, undoubtedly. I have travelled to all countries in this region and our company operates taxis in many parts of the world. The situation here is the worst I have seen," he told AFP.
"The vehicles are in shabby condition, the driver will take you if he likes your face -- that is, if he agrees with where you want to go for the price he insists on."
The government has called on taxi firms to lift their standards, but various campaigns have achieved little, and many blame the lack of enforcement on rampant corruption in the police and bureaucracy.
"It is difficult for the roads and traffic department to take stern action," said a security officer at one city mall as he watched the touts swoop.
"Taxi operators and the company which hold the licences are all linked to some politician or another," he said. "Drivers here are ruthless because they are unchecked by authorities who are almost non-existent."
John Koldowski, from the Pacific Asia Travel Association, said that "less than desirable" taxi drivers have an outsize impact on a nation's image.
"The first contact a tourist gets with locals is often during airport transits to hotels and it creates a very, very strong first impression, either be good or bad," he said.
"Authorities certainly need to do their jobs and act upon any complaints strongly, quickly and visibly."
Kecoh bila Mawi hendak kahwin
PC yang dimaksudkan Ikin itu merujuk kepada sidang media yang akan dibuat pasangan ini bagi mengumumkan tarikh sebenar mereka akan diijabkabulkan sebagai suami isteri. Eloklah tu kerana tak elok biar orang banyak sangat berteka-teki apatah lagi bukan tak dengar juga suara nakal yang berkata perkahwinan itu tidak akan terjadi. Itu suara orang yang tak mahu lihat pasangan ini bahagialah. Hati orang kita mana nak tahu. Orang kata rambut saja sama hitam tetapi hati memanglah lain-lain. Macam cerita Datuk Siti Nurhaliza dan Datuk Seri Khalid Mohd Jiwa, yang tak habis-habis orang nak jaja. Terbaru cerita kononnya Siti bermadu. Orang kata ada gambar tetapi selagi teman tak tengok dan ada bukti seperti surat nikah teman anggap ia sekadar gosiplah. Baguslah juga Datuk K sendiri yang tampil dan nafikan cerita itu. Sejak zaman sebelum dia orang kahwin lagi teman dah pesan kepada Datuk K, semua ini menjadi rencah dunia hiburan apatah lagi kalau berkahwin dengan orang popular macam Siti. Sabar sajalah...
Begitulah juga dengan nasib Mawi. Bahana menjadi bintang paling popular begitulah. Semua orang hendak tahu - daripada cerita cinta, kahwin dan kemudian dapat anak - orang semua nak tahu dan nak bercerita. Sudah kahwin dan belum dapat anak pun orang mengata juga. Paling tidak, adalah yang orang akan kata, "Ala... tak suburlah tu!" Jadi pekakkan saja telinga itu. Bak selalu yang dikatakan Kak Engku, "Tak suka dengar, tutup telinga!" Macam-macam jugalah yang teman dengar mengenai persiapan Mawi dan Ikin untuk hari perkahwinan mereka. Ada yang kata, Mawi mahukan konsep Jawa. Eh tak, Mawi sebenarnya mahukan konsep ala Morocco, kata yang seorang lagi. Begitu juga soal hak eksklusif penyiaran mengenai majlisnya. Ada yang beritahu, TV3 sudah hampir pasti mendapat haknya. Ada pula yang kata, eh mana boleh, Mawi dilahirkan daripada program terbitan Astro, mana boleh dia ke TV3? Entahlah, suka hati Mawilah. Majlis dia dan dia yang hendak kahwin. Itu kata temanlah tetapi kalau majlis perkahwinan yang ditaja begitulah jadinya. Akhirnya, orang yang sewajarnya menjadi raja sehari, hanya tinggal nama saja. Ketika ini juga teman dengar berebut-rebut jugalah pereka fesyen yang menawarkan diri untuk membuat busana pengantin. Beberapa nama timbul tetapi tak tahulah teman, siapa yang akan mendapat perhatian Mawi. Ini adalah antara cerita seronok apabila menjadi orang popular, semua orang hendak taja.
Macam majlis kahwin Siti dan Datuk K dululah, semua orang berebut-rebut untuk menjadi sebahagian daripada sejarah itu. Semua orang hendak enter frame dan ada kalanya orang yang tak berkenaan pun sibuk juga. Iyalah nama besar, coverage dan mileage pun besarlah. Untuk batu tenggelam, untung sabut timbul. Ada yang nama terus jadi besar dan popular sejak terbabit dengan orang besar dan popular. Tengah nama sedang mekar dan segar inilah hendak buat itu semua. Apabila orang sudah tak kuasa lagi, media pun tak ambil peduli. Tetapi ada juga artis yang jatuh sebab media sudah tak kuasa lagi dan lepas itu khalayak pun sudah tak ambil peduli. Ketika itu, barulah tahu langit tinggi rendah. Itulah sebabnya teman selalu nasihat kepada artis, kalau merenung bintang di langit jangan lupa rumput di bumi. Ok, jaga diri, jumpa lagi!
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Tahukah Anda ???
Saturday, September 20, 2008
KENALI NABI MUHAMMAS SAW SECARA LAHIRIAH
Friday, September 19, 2008
Hanya Ingin Mengingatkan
Thursday, September 18, 2008
AYAM KERISIK (10 )
1 Ekor ayam di potong 14
Tepung kunyit
Garam
8 biji bawang merah, 5 ulas bawang putih, 2 biji bawang besar & 2 inci halia
2 sudu makan serbuk cili ( ikut selera pedas masing-masing )
2 sudu sos tomato
2 sudu sos tiram
2 batang serai
1 paket kerisik
1 kiub Ayam Maggi
2 tangkai daun kari
1 paket santan segera
1 sudu gula apong / melaka
Sedikit garam
Cara-cara
1. Taburkan kunyit & garam pada potongan ayam dan biarkan selama 15 minit. Selepas itu goreng separuh masak, angkat dan ketepikan.
2. Tumiskan Bahan A hingga naik bau. Masukkan serai.
3. Masukkan serbuk kari dan serbuk cili dan goreng hingga terbit minyak.
4. Masukkan sos tomato, sos tiram, gula apong & kiub Ayam Maggi.
5. Apabila kuah mendidih, masukkan ayam yang telah di goreng tadi dan gaul hingga sebati. Masukkan kerisik dan taburkan daun kari. Gaul rata.
6. Akhir sekali masukkan santan dan masak hingga kuah agak pekat.
7. Masukkan garam secukup rasa.
Tips
§ Hiaskan dengan hirisan tomato & Cili Hijau.
§ Boleh dimakan dengan ketupat, lemang atau pulut kuning.
BADAK BERENDAM BERJAGUNG (9)
Mandi Malam Boleh Sebabkan Lumpuh!
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Telur Empak (8)
THE SEVEN DANGEROUS
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I'IESH
Ucapan Selamat Hari Jadi untuk Jefbuj
Ayat Baru Jepun
Monday, September 15, 2008
Buat Renungan
Sunday, September 14, 2008
jefbuj@42
Friday, September 12, 2008
Taktik Pendatang Haram
Dalam enjin kereta...heheh...kulit badak atau unta kah orang ni ah...???
Dalam rear seat kereta...macam sardin King Cup pula dia tu...!
Dalam dashboard kereta...adeh sakitnya otot-otot!