Teacher: You idiot! At your age Einstein was ranked 1st in class. What about you?
Student: Sir, at your age Hitler committed suicide! What about you?!
Indian-I have 4-Sisters & 3-Brothers.What about U?
American-I have No Sis or Bro,but I have 4-Moms From my 1st Dad & 5-Dads From my 1st Mom.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:-
Never Make the Same Mistake Twice...There are So Many New Ones...Try a Different One Each Day... ;-)
Santa declaresI'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.
doc1:- i had sex with my patient. i am feeling guilty..
doc2:- it happens in our profession, take it easy.
doc1:- ya,but u know i am vatenery doctor...
Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.
What would confuse a mentally challenged person?Answer: A pineapple.Confused...? I knew you would be!
Easiest way to die:
1. Have a cigar daily - you will die 10 years early.
2. Have drinks daily - you will die 30 years early.
3. But love someone truly - you will die daily!
AKUI SEMUANYA SUDAH SELESAI - TAJUL NAFI DAKWAAN KATA DIA TIDAK BERI
KERJASAMA BERHUBUNG SIAS4TAN K£S KEMAL4NGAN M4UT MEGAT
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"Tidak betul dakwaan saya tidak mahu beri keterangan untuk bantu sias@tan
k£s itu. Kalau pihak polis tidak hubungi, macam mana saya nak beri
keterangan?...
3 hours ago
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